Neraka Jerk

Masturbate when adzan just started

Cum before it's over

*God judges Jimmy

God: nigga u goin to hell
Jimmy: but why God? I've always been a good person my entire life

God: u did neraka jerk once
Jimmy: lol worth it

by Adat Alil August 8, 2017

Soda Jerk

A young woman that is indignant to the attention of older men. Despite obviously wanting attention, they vocalize their distaste for older interested parties, usually at rather loud decibels. A person who is obnoxious about their disgust for "thirsty" dudes despite doing their best to advertise that they have all the "milkshakes."

Nah man, ignore her she just wants attention; she is a Soda Jerk.

by Dirty O'man October 19, 2020

Jerk Safari

The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.

Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!

Stranger: Thats great man.

Charlie: Fuck oath champ!

by Mr Floral shirt June 12, 2014

face jerk

When you jerk off sitting on your girls face while concurrently looking in the mirror and grunting.

I told her not to make eye contact while I face jerked on her.

by Ol' Cotton Balls September 25, 2018

Spider jerk

Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.

Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.

Paul: Same!

by The unit42 October 8, 2018

Atomic Jerk

When you beat your dick with hot sauce.

"I can't find my lube, so I guess I'm going to have to atomic jerk."

by SoupyTravis January 24, 2018

bike jerks

Bike jerks- people who ride bikes with in groups, that all wear the same close

Dad: *driving down street*
Kid: hey dad look at those people!
Dad:oh the bike jerks

by Jellybugpug June 21, 2016