Jeff

an actual nonce, he usually hangs outside the primary school waiting for unsuspecting 6 years olds to be snatched from their parents. His favourite game Is probably league of legends

Roadman: oi blud who’s that dickhead?
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!

by NoStep February 9, 2022

Jeff Tan

Someone that will always comment on your winning mahjong set.

Jeff Tan: 为什么不要自摸，听三遍

Can you don’t be like Jeff Tan?

by Mahjong 101 November 21, 2021

Jeff

He’s d1ck is so big 🥵🤤

By Samuel

-Samuel: I love ur d1ck ZADDY
-Jeff: shut rip and suck it

by Samuel R Bernal November 21, 2021

Jeff Bezos

When someone such as your friend acts like they have the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos but they don’t.

Friend 1: Shit it’s good I got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate

by Mista chief January 8, 2021

jeff/jess

weird, odd, clueless, swears to god they're funny.

that guy/girl is so jeff/jess.

by i hav a jeff/jess in mii life July 14, 2009

Jeff

Someone who speaks about big achievements with an underrated tone.

He totally Jeffed the award.

by theguyfromchurch October 27, 2021

Jeff the Jewish guy

Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.

Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021