by MrVenitron January 28, 2020
Get the Jaydenmug. Jayden is average and plain person with nothing special about him except for his exceptionally humongous horse cock, which is often mistaken for a third leg.
Person 1: Hey there’s Jayden.
Person 2: why does he have three legs?
Person 1: that’s just his humongous horse sized cock.
Person 2: why does he have three legs?
Person 1: that’s just his humongous horse sized cock.
by Señor gae March 28, 2020
Get the Jaydenmug. An absolute unit that pulls bare bundalengers. Teachers to Grandmas to the hottest galdem. All Jaydens follow the Tikkyism religion that provides spiritual guidance to getting the punani . He is a 11/10 in brains and looks and his Oak Wood gives all a good time.
Bundalenger 1: “I’m Talking To Jayden”
Not So Bundalenger: “Jayden Is An Absolute Puller, Hold Onto Him”
Not So Bundalenger: “Jayden Is An Absolute Puller, Hold Onto Him”
by MandemWithTheQuill November 20, 2021
Get the Jaydenmug. by RealMrRozzler June 22, 2023
Get the Jaydenmug. Jayden or jay dawggy dawggy dawg is the most attractive male you will ever see. He has a 12 metre cock and isn’t afraid to use it. When he unsheatheds it, you know your gonna have the time of your life. When he loses his temper the devil shivers. He also has an extremely hot friend called Dylan.
“Omg Jayden Lochery walked by me today and i got a girl boner.” “Omg same bestie he’s so hot”
“ hey beautiful” “OMG” *faints*
“ hey beautiful” “OMG” *faints*
by Humongous Marvin 69 September 7, 2022
Get the Jayden Locherymug. 