Jessica

Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.

Pedro: Hey, man. I need to borrow your Clorox.

Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.

by thornfieldghost August 28, 2016

dirty jessica

A dirty Jessica is when you actually dropped your phone in the toilet and it lands right next to the poop you just got done pushing out

Oh no my phone is all dirty Jessica now

Or ew you dug out your dirty jessica

by Pin head larry the 3rd July 19, 2020

Jessica Pecoraro

A graphic designer who lives and breathes inspiration, passion, and the goal to be distinct.

David Carson, Paul Rand, Milton Glaser, Jessica Pecoraro

by Jespec October 17, 2011

Jessica terms

Originally created by a gal from Montreal that would engage with anyone on any serious topic, negotiating back and forth up until the point of having a verbal contract or agreement before saying "We'll see... we'll see how it goes." thus negating any accountability or responsibility to pretty much the entire discussion.

I totally had the car picked out, color, tires, financing options, then dropped the Jessica terms on the guy and walked out.

by FrustratedSam September 4, 2012

Jessica Glitter

Old Canadian teen-pop sensation and co-star of Space Teens alongside Robin Sparkles. She now plays the organ for the New York Rangers.

I loved Jessica Glitter and Robin Sparkles' Beaver Song!

by J-Money Mundel April 4, 2012

jessica munro

A Jessica Munro is where you cooked yourself dinner, particularly salmon with mustard, you don't clean up after yourself because Mum will clean it up and get angry at your Dad because he didn't help.

Last night I felt hungry and lazy so I did a Jessica Munro.

by boogermandingo June 9, 2014

Jessica

A Lindsey is a kind, selfless girl who anyone would be lucky to know. A Lindsey makes an amazing friend and is always there when you need someone to talk to. Anywhere she goes always ensures plenty of laughs and happiness, and her brown eyes are almost as big as her heart. She despises drama and never causes it, and one of her main goals in life is to just keep the ones she loves happy. She does have bit of a dirty mind, but is an extremely fun person to hang around with especially when it comes to trying new things. She is a beautiful girl both appearance and personality-wise, even though she can't see it. She asks for little but overall deserves so much more, and makes one of the best girlfriends any guy could want.

Jessica is the best friend you can ever have

by Kkkjj October 23, 2017