by simp4marcus1234 November 22, 2021
Get the Juliamug. THIS CUNT ASS HOE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO HAVE PROPER FUCKING HYGENE SO HER PUSSY DOESNT SMELL LIKE IT HAS 15 MILLION DEAD FISH LIVING INSIDE OF IT SINCE THE YEAR 1653 AND SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO NOT BE A SELF CENTERED ASSHOLE WHO THINKS SHES PRETTY BC IN REALITY, SHES FUCKING NOT. SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOOSE HAD SEX W A TOAD AND WHAT CAME OUT WAS JULIA MARCUS. EVERYONE I TALK TO DOESNT EVEN LIKE HER, THEY ALL THINK SHES ANNOYING AS FUCK. I CANT SAY THAT I HAVE EVER ACTUALLY LIKED HER. I USED HER BC SHE HAS A BIG FUCKING HOUSE AND I LIKE BIG HOUSES BUT I DONT LIKE HER STANK ASS. SHES SO FUCKING REPULSIVE THAT JUST STANDING NEAR HER GIVES ME FUCKING AIDS. GOOD LORD.
Friend 1: Dude, that girl is kinda fire...
Friend 2: Yeah but she’s a Julia Marcus.
Friend 1: Oh shit, I can practically smell her fishy puss from here.
Friend 2: Same.
Friend 2: Yeah but she’s a Julia Marcus.
Friend 1: Oh shit, I can practically smell her fishy puss from here.
Friend 2: Same.
by Alliiiiison Smiiiith April 8, 2019
Get the Julia Marcusmug. You can never trust a Julia because shes good at lying and hiding the fact she’s a furry, don’t let her beauty deceive you she will always and forever be a furry.
Person 1: Omg that’s Julia she’s so beautiful.
Person 2: No dude watch out she’s a furry just like the rest of them.
Person 2: No dude watch out she’s a furry just like the rest of them.
by Urmumskarma January 14, 2023
Get the Juliamug. 
An absolute flog. has too many boys chasing for her own good. if she opened her eyes she could give people an actual chance however shes too stupid to do anything. will probably end up in the streets with her grades.
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by bertythegoaty September 10, 2020
Get the Julia Mannionmug. Together with Sarahs, Julias are the best infant aunts. Not only will they bring you homecooked food and watch your newborn child while you try to get some rest, they will pick it up and make sure it wont miss the scheduled pediatrician appointment in case your boyfriend got a gastrointestinal infection from accidentaly eating babypoo, because he did not wash his hands after changing the dipers.
Julias know everything about babycare and babycare products. They are very skilled cradlers and experts for calming techniques. Julias can be very protective about their nephews at times and the clear boundaries in her soft spoken voice make ill intented invaders shy away and babys feel save in her arms. Julias also have great taste in infant fashion.
While Julias make babycare look so easy, they tend to be rather hard on themselves when it comes to raising their own children. Thats why they will often only have children in their late thirtys, almost fourties.
Julias know everything about babycare and babycare products. They are very skilled cradlers and experts for calming techniques. Julias can be very protective about their nephews at times and the clear boundaries in her soft spoken voice make ill intented invaders shy away and babys feel save in her arms. Julias also have great taste in infant fashion.
While Julias make babycare look so easy, they tend to be rather hard on themselves when it comes to raising their own children. Thats why they will often only have children in their late thirtys, almost fourties.
1.
- omg, her sister is amazing. Shes like the best aunt ever. She makes everything look so easy. Does she have any kids of her own? i wonder.. because she would make a great mom.
- i know, right? Idk, she must be a Julia! They do everything at their own pace.
2.
- that baby looks so cute. i wanna smell its hair while its sleeping.
- careful, i think thats a Julia watching it. Lets just keep it moving.
- omg, her sister is amazing. Shes like the best aunt ever. She makes everything look so easy. Does she have any kids of her own? i wonder.. because she would make a great mom.
- i know, right? Idk, she must be a Julia! They do everything at their own pace.
2.
- that baby looks so cute. i wanna smell its hair while its sleeping.
- careful, i think thats a Julia watching it. Lets just keep it moving.
by fifficent April 9, 2022
Get the Juliamug. a best-selling author.
by Shirley 100% September 7, 2019
Get the Julia Donaldsonmug.