Josh's mum

God's final gift to humanity, the perfect woman. Considered to be a myth by some cultures, as the only images of her were discovered on a camera phone belonging to an English backpacker, who disappeared near Melbourne in 2002.

"You're so pale. You look like you just saw Josh's mum."

by BlackVegie October 20, 2008

Josh Lean

To lounge with one's legs open, excessively, in order to draw attention to one's genitalia. This position is most often observed when a person has reached Josh Level.

Don't sit up straight! To catch her eye, you gotta do the "Josh Lean".

by IkemanTx April 6, 2013

Josh Freeman

When someone throws an ugly, inaccurate pass that sails way over your head. We call that the Josh Freeman throw.

(Greg Jennings) "Damn, dude just threw me a Josh Freeman."

(Jerome Simpson) "Yeah dude, Dan Conner almost leveled you!"

(Christian Ponder) *ON THE SIDELINE* "Urgh!"

by A Viking's wide receiver October 23, 2013

Josh's mum

The biggest milf known to mankind, so hot making people go silent and stop what they're doing.

Wow Simon why are you so quiet, have you just seen Josh's mum?

by GeorgeSa80L85 December 20, 2016

Josh Whelan

Overall fuckin wanker who wears shin pads shoulder pads and a helmet whilst riding a scooter. This complete beta male is the definition of pussy

Josh Whelan cries at least 6 times a day, what a pussy
Josh Whelan has never masturbated

by Mr Rakib Ahmed March 27, 2020

Josh Bastin

Hottest man on earth

wow josh bastin is the hottest on tiktok

by bisexualhispanic October 1, 2020

josh nuts

funny prank to mess with your friends

persion: josh
person 2: who is josh
person: josh nuts

by Crabby_Souls October 17, 2020