Italian Kiss

Italian kiss is a open mouth kiss with mouth full of Nuttela. Funny enough it was invented in Croatia but it got its name because of the origin country of Nuttela which is Italy.

I was eating pancakes when she leaned in for a kiss so she got an Italian Kiss

by GrammarNaziCro May 22, 2017

italian shovel

A broom or brush, anything easy to push.

"Hey, pass me that Italian shovel over there."

by matteogreco August 18, 2006

The Italian Job

When she wraps your ding dong with a spaghetti noodle then performs oral sex

Vicky performed the Italian job on Mario.

by The Cold Slawer January 9, 2019

italian job

Verb

The act of eating spaggeti out of or off of a woman's vagina while they are on their period. The blood from the period shall act as a delicous red sauce.

I gave my girlfriend an italian job last night since it was the only time of the month we could perform it.

by hammer hoffman October 27, 2011

Fake Italian

Someone who says they're Italian but has light skin and blue eyes

Friend: "Yeah, i'm all Italian"
me (italian): "mmmmm I don't think so sis"
Thinking to myself: "Nah she a fake Italian"

by Anonomous__ November 10, 2018

italian stallion

this is where you shove an entire italian sausage (prefereably with ketchup and onions) up your girls ass during intercourse. this results in her screaming in pleasure. you then retract the sausage from her ass and then sell it on the streets

Dude, i gave this chick an italian stallion and when that sausage came out, it looked like a charred piece of wood.

by m0n3y maker October 13, 2006

The Italian Job

When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne

Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.

by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021