When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.
by Poop Dillah January 30, 2013
Keir Bear is the beautifullest, coolest, and nicest person ever. You’ll be lucky to befriend one or even find one in the wild. They are very sensitive at first but will warm up to you rather quickly if your cool. Keir Bears are very ✨aesthetic✨ And look like they came straight from Pinterest because that’s how perfect they are. Go find yourself a Keir Bear, it can only do good. <3
Person 1: Who’s your bestie?
Fern: Keir Bear ofc she’s the best
PS: Keira of your reading this I love you <3
Fern: Keir Bear ofc she’s the best
PS: Keira of your reading this I love you <3
by FERNSMILEYFACE April 27, 2022
Long and excessive back hair that cannot be reached so it could be shaved. At least by normal means. You could always mount a shaving unit to a post and act like a bear by "scratching" your back on it.
The man asked his coworker if he could help shave his bear wings.
He has such big bear wings he might be able to fly with them.
Don't pretend you don't know what bear wings are.
He has such big bear wings he might be able to fly with them.
Don't pretend you don't know what bear wings are.
by davidmai April 01, 2015
by loewkey November 26, 2016
nickname for the most awesome man in the whole entire world. used to describe a man who, on the outward appearance, is a scary military man, but on the inside is a cuddly, lovable, giggly pile of fluff
"That airmen is kinda scary looking, with his 'I will kill you' expression."
"Oh don't mind him, he's really just an Artie Bear."
"Oh don't mind him, he's really just an Artie Bear."
by MayMay27 September 26, 2009
by Showmeyourpoopchute August 27, 2017
A beautiful girl with a amazing personality She is very shy and insecure but once you get to know her you will never want to lose her. If you have the privilege of dating her you should consider your self the luckiest person alive because she will always love you and care for you unconditionally.
Friend 1: He how are thing going between you two
Friend 2 : oh things are going great me and Holly Bear are really happy together
Friend 3 : you guys are so cute together
Friend 1: so cute
Friend 2 : oh things are going great me and Holly Bear are really happy together
Friend 3 : you guys are so cute together
Friend 1: so cute
by Shorty bear August 28, 2020