Ford

One stupid guy who is sometimes funny. He thinks his legs are thick but the are the skinniest things ever

Person: wow that person has skinny legs
Other person: they must be a Ford

by Morgankwkwkwenej January 4, 2019

Ford

An American car company. That makes great vehicles, they sell a variety of different cars to buy. The have reliable vehicles that can take rough terrain. FORD built tough.

Person 1: Yo dude! I just got a Ford F-250!
Person 2: Oh. That's nice.
Person 1: What's with the sarcasm?
Person 2: Umm... it's because I have a FORD SHELBY MUSTANG!!!!!
Person 1: Really!? Man I need more money...

by GreenvillePlaya January 21, 2024

FORD

Found On Road Dead.

Ford needs to go back to the auto shop, again.

by Sandycheeks555 January 24, 2022

Nathaniel ford

Nathaniel Ford is inconsistent and flaky he's the type of person to love bomb somebody

n: I'm Nathaniel Ford and I want to spend the rest of my life with you
1 month later

n: I love someone else

by Therealsmartass October 30, 2023

Ford Mustang

Popular Ford Muscle car, ruined by ricers and people who dont know how to drive, great for crowd control!

"Did you see that video of that car crashing through a crowd?"
"Nah, but I'm willing to bet it was a Ford Mustang!"

by CanadianPancake April 12, 2021

Ford

only speaks in quack

The word Ford is a person who can only quack quack

by Lit_Tomato December 12, 2019

FORD Maverick

The Ultimate Off Road 4x4.
Not only is this a beast of a rig, but whoever is fortunate enough to own one is a Maverick themselves.

Typically used for helping Toyotas out of bog holes.

Especially, FJ Cruisers, Land Cruisers and 80 series.

Troy: Hey you have a Maverick, can you help me out of this bog hole.

Jon: Hey, my cruisers tail gate is broken, but your Ford Maverick is still going strong. I knew I should have upgraded when I had the chance…

by swb_1990 May 17, 2023