Classic Shane

Refers to a person who is consistently completely acts that are individual to them, it is a classic act of a person. For this scenario, the name is Shane! Use one syllable words for greater effect as pronunciation is then easier and can be modified accordingly!

Usually pronounced by drawing out words in order to create a sense of repetitiveness, also helps do add a different accent to your normal tone once again just to intensify laughter.

Pronounced more like:

Claaasssic Shaaaneee
1.

Bobby: "Oh by the way did you hear about how Shane cheated on his girlfriend again?"

Pat: "Classic Shane"

2.

Shane: "Its me party, me birthday and I can do whatever me likes"

Group: "Classic Shane"

by Mr Newgent June 24, 2008
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classic jan

when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.
Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"

Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"
by classic jan's friends December 07, 2016
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ape classic

Did you hear those two apes made the Ape Classic?
by TommyB January 09, 2024
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Cory Classic

When you warm up a girl at the bar by inserting either one or two fingers (dealers choice) into a girls vagina and give it a small twisting motion.
Cory: I hung out with Cindy last night at the bar!
Ben: Oh Yeah? Did you give her the Cory Classic?
Cory: Of course! You can't go in dry!
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Classic-Rock

One of the last remaining genres of music that hasn't been abused to hell.
Guy Who Listens To Pop Music: HEY BRO YO CAN I CRASH HERE YOLO

Guy Who Listens to Classic-Rock: No, you are a stupid douche, come back when you have a real taste in music and culture.
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Classically Educated

When you’re really smart and use the right yours in the correct context.
Being classically educated also means you don’t believe victims and find dog sexual assault funny LOL.
It also gives you n word hard r pass because you think racism is a conspiracy theory. (e.g. being racist to muslims isn’t racist)
your heinous is correct
you’re clapped is wrong

USE THE RIGHT YOUR
Another example of being classically educated:
Haru...stop talking about your abuse and let me show you my private folder of my daughter. 😁😁😁
Shit in bed!
by Wilfyisaboatthat February 14, 2021
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The Rikx Classic

The act of stuffing an ice lolly up the partners anal cavity while they are asleep, and then procceding to use it as a gag and skull fuck them. Please note, inserting it into the partners mouth in a quick fashion will achieve maximum satisfaction.
India dumped Nathan, so he went on to perform the Rikx classics on her.
by One Pump Whillip August 07, 2020
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