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Isaac Zolotas

Sexist man alive not Jason Kelce can get anyone’s number in 0.001 milliseconds
Isaac Zolotas can rizz up anyone
by anonymous January 23, 2024
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Isaac

A very charming guy. He's an athlete, amazing at the sport he loves. Someone you could stare at forever. At parties he can dance to the music (like quinces, or a boda). Nobody is as good-looking as he is. When you see him all dressed up all you think is "OoF, ;}" He knows style, he can dress very well. You've seen him at soccer games, at church, and at parties. Nobody is as funny, athletic, amazing, or caring as him. If you ever had a crush on him, that crush would last minimum 1 year. Just a reminder, never let go of him. You might not talk for a month or two, but he will always stay in your mind. Don't do it, it might be the worst decision ever.
At a Mexican party

Bff: Hey, he looks familiar, doesn't he?
You: Oh damn! That's Isaac!

Bff: Don't you like him??
You: Uhh, duh! He's been my crush for almost 2 years!
Bff: You guys have texted each other, right
You: yeah, but we haven't in a while. :( Should I go talk to him?
Bff: Uhh, OFC!! You've only texted not talked, so... now's your chance.

go for him, bby!! You got this! <3
You: Ok, cya!!
by cutie-bab3 May 14, 2020
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isaac

a very feminine kid that not only acts but sounds like a bitch. Just to add on to that, this type of guy is addicted to anime and spends most of his hours thinking about and watching anime.
Isaac is a pussy and is a disgrace to mankind.
by jack calister April 21, 2020
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Isaac

YOOOOO DONT GET ME STARTED HES PRETTY HES NICE HES CHEEKY HES FUNNY HES LIKE MY DREAM HUSBAND HES DREAMY AND I LOVE HIM oop I just realized the definition but anyways he's the definition of perfect.
"Author it's isaac over there!!"

"WHERE"
by The 1 and the only no1 May 19, 2022
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Isaac

Isaac is nice kinda funny smart but doesn't try sometimes but he tries he's handsome shy good looking and a good person he'll be there for you no matter what and helps you with anything he might break your heart but he'll change and he'll be loyal he wants someone who there for him right next to him and just touches his hair he's talented at football and good at throwing he'll start caring about life and his family when he gets to that age he'll protect you and stay with you he'll find someone when he talks about her and talks to her a lot of you find you a Isaac don't regret it cause he was there for you and he loved you and even if you guys break up he'll still be your friend and check on you just love that Isaac and keep him to you!!!
Do you Know a ISAAC

Yes I do he's cute and talented
by Curlyspazz September 2, 2019
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Isaac

Is the littest dude I've ever seen in my life and I think you guys should meet him, he is the best vice president of the discord, he is also the vice president in the GRASS IS A WEED MOVEMENT.
Isaac is a cool dude.
by Poop Isaac October 23, 2020
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Isaac

Hey it’s that asshole Isaac.
by Cool kid down the street September 18, 2019
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