Shadow the hedgehog

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Person 1 what happened

Person 2 shadow the hedgehog pissed on his wife

by herobean5836 April 25, 2022

Shadow Hoe

When you're gay and you are dating someone from the opposite gender just to hide that you're gay.

Henry- "Dang, Peter isn't gay. I kind of have a crush on him."
Sierra- "Don't worry, Gina is just his shadow hoe."

by Random Sponge March 2, 2015

shadow

What Manchester City live in.

You live in my shadow dominic!

by man like web February 14, 2021

Shadow Stabbing

When someone posts thoughts or memes to social media in an attempt to indirectly make fun of, or cause grief to someone, with the hope's that the person will see it when they check your social media.

Yo, did you see that meme on Karen's Facebook?
She's totally Shadow Stabbing at her Ex...

by Belvich June 7, 2022

shadow triad

a group of three men in a single room in the dark, sorta like an eyes wide shut situation but with the bros

i was invited to a shadow triad, let's just say i'm not doing that again

by 21kkn March 22, 2021

Bag Shadow

Bag Shadow is the dark scruffy look on your ball sack when you forgot to shave it for a few days.

Dam Robert you better break out the old lady's razor and shave them nuts because you have a bad case of Bag Shadow

by The Stiffis October 8, 2015

5 o'cock shadow

noun;
referring to the hair on and around the genitalia being kept at a short length but never going full turtle shell

"I never go full turtle shell. I keep the 5 o'cock shadow"

by prehistoricdawg April 28, 2014