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History Boner

A history boner is derived from Dallas, Texas. It was first spoken by Morgan C.

A history boner is a boner that a female could have received but not able to because of her obvious limits, being a female. The word is used to reference something that happened in the past, and the woman thinks that she would have a boner in the certain situation.
The only known examples are as follow.

hmm i have a history boner for janis joplin

shes so awesome
yeah

like a back in the day boner

a boner that could have happened back in the day
by thatswhatiam December 8, 2010
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AP World History

A ridiculously hard class that you have to endure lack of sleep, shitty grades, and a teacher that gives you notes and notecards expecting you to write at a college level... Even though your only a SOPHMORE!! More often than note these teachers have issues with people having any type of fun (yes even sleep) and think that the definition of Ap World History on urban dictionary is funny. DO NOT TAKE THIS CLASS!!!
Mrs.Skavarla Is A Horrible AP World History Teacher -_-
DONT TAKE THIS CLASS!!
by DOWORK! February 13, 2013
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AP European history

A difficult AP class offered at most high schools, generally taken by sophomores. The multiple choice tests can be frustratingly hard and will cause you to hate whoever sets the curve for each test (usually the same person every time). Luckily, if you are smart and good at history you should be able to do fine on the essays.
My AP European History test is on Friday, but I should do fine. I can think my way through most of the multiple choice and can BS the essays if they are difficult topics I don't know shit about. If I'm lucky I should get a 5, but I'll probably get a 4 if I study enough.
by a person named me May 7, 2008
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Canadas History

A point in time where our English founders decided to take ice and frozen wasteland coupled with sickness and countless acres of woodland over the nice sunny beaches with nothing to do but relax.. cuz there arent any fucking winters
American: Why the fuck is it so cold out??

Canadian : Meh its Canadas History
by ClawoftheBeast February 4, 2010
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alternate history hub

A channel on YouTube that talks about 'what if this happened and the results' type shit
by Coming for dat booty999 March 19, 2017
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AP World History

A useless class that teaches you nothing useful for your life unless you choose to teach it yourself. Results in sleepless nights, crammming in hours of studying, worthless chapter outlines and reading a textbook that will bore you to death. Was written by a bunch of clueless retards. Your school will probably hoax you into taking it. Don't believe their bullshit. Save yourself and don't take this class.

Not to mention the teacher doesn't teach shit, they expect you to learn everything from the textbook.
You could sleep through this class and pass it since you are expected to read 25 pages of rambling a week and learn everything from that.

AP World History is a useless class
by Fuck College Board! November 19, 2007
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ap european history

hell on earth. u learn a lot from it tho...IF u make it out alive.

u wont pass 1 test w/o studying 4 hours for it the nite before (4 hours meaning u just passed with a D) let me play it out for y'all:

1 hour - u gotta be kiddin me
2 hours - screwed
3 hours - haha good luck
4 hours - passing with a D...a very low D
5 hours - high D
6 hours - low C
7 hours - mid C
8 hours - high C
9 hours - low B
10 hours - lower-mid B
11 hours - mid B
12 hours - mid-upper B
13 hours - high B
14 hours - high B
15 hours - high B
16 hours - high B
.............yea, there is no way u can get an A

if u r currently enrolled or just signed up for this class...

good luck.

muahahahahhahahah!
i learned all about the political, social, economical, and other factors that influenced the european culture from the renaissance all the way to 2006 over the course of 1 year in an ap european history class... unfortunately im half the person i was wen i walked in the class the 1st day...because i tryed to comit suicide so many times.
by Alex Kayne September 17, 2006
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