Horny goblin

When one turns into a goblin becoming extremely aroused, usually caused by having swamp ass

Horny goblin: jack is on sabbatical honey

by Swampedbandit April 15, 2022

Horny Manfish

The perfected ancient art of doing something really homosexual or odd, or something along the lines of jizzing in a public place. The art reaches its peak, in the part where after doing said act, you yell a random, confusing phrase at your company, and make a daring escape. The facts prove that moses led the israelites out of egypt by pulling a horny manfish. History's great escapes have all been, in reality, real examples of horny manfishes.

Please note that the word has nothing to do with the definition.

Holy shit he just pulled a great Horny Manfish!

Ha! After cumming on the table I have yelled GENGHIS KHAN and therefore pulled a horny manfish!

by JackysonQuagmire2therescue December 1, 2009

The Horny Grasshoppers

The BEST band in existence, you can search the earth top to bottom and you will never find a band that AC as much as this one

gaylord: “hey did you catch that new song from the Horny Grasshoppers, Donkey Dong”

Brahms: “yeah dude it had me ASS”

by cramphony July 15, 2021

Horny for Food

When you really desire a certain food very badly

"Omg I'm horny for food, sis"

by Words I made up July 17, 2019

Horny rabbit

A horny rabbit is the act of fucking a bitch whose legs and feet are pressed up against her chest like a rabbit.

I really wish Sarah was willing to try out the horny rabbit but she has already said no multiple times.

by CallMeCringeDaddy May 27, 2018

Sad Horny

The sad yet horny feeling sometimes acquired from drinking while feeling down or numb.

I had a few at the local watering hole, now I’m sad horny.

by Moonputty February 3, 2023

Horny Shakes

when you get so intensely horny you start shaking

Person one: I looked at zach de la rocha for too long and now im shaking
Persone two: youve got the horny shakes

by CharvelStar November 19, 2022