Horny Manfish

The perfected ancient art of doing something really homosexual or odd, or something along the lines of jizzing in a public place. The art reaches its peak, in the part where after doing said act, you yell a random, confusing phrase at your company, and make a daring escape. The facts prove that moses led the israelites out of egypt by pulling a horny manfish. History's great escapes have all been, in reality, real examples of horny manfishes.

Please note that the word has nothing to do with the definition.

Holy shit he just pulled a great Horny Manfish!

Ha! After cumming on the table I have yelled GENGHIS KHAN and therefore pulled a horny manfish!

by JackysonQuagmire2therescue December 1, 2009

horny dolphin

when you strap a thong around a womens face and cum all over it till it gets soaked. When she screams and crys you take out your dick and wack her all over her face till youve beat the chicken good!

bob preformed a horny dolphin on Jessica last night .

SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.

by mrham4444 April 11, 2014

Horny Koala

A short girl that likes being picked up and fucked.

Jim said his girlfriend is a horny koala.

by Batrmmmf December 19, 2014

Horny Donut

Put a donut in the males ass and then have the women proceed with eating it out. Eliminating any crumbs from the anus.

The man loved the horny donut his girlfriend gave him on a wonderful Saturday morning.

by dirty monkey March 31, 2015

horny boombox

When the bass in your car is so bumpin you get a boner

Austins truck is such a horny boombox

by BiggyD April 21, 2015

Horny Toad

A aroused Toad.

The name of a expensive clothing website.

Horny Toad - I want to engulf the narrow space that is your vagina, with my seed.

Not so Horny Toad - I would have considered it but now, I think you're just gross.

Ex.2
Man, you should check out www.hornytoad.com I went there expecting porn but, instead I found awesome cloths that don't stain easily.

by A Guy Who is Fucking Your Mom August 13, 2015

cautiously horny

When you see a crazy-hot chick you want to bang, but are suddenly unsure if it's a chick

I saw this hot blonde chick with a tight little ass from behind, and wanted to take her to bone town, but then I saw she had some meaty calves and wasn't sure if it was a chick or a dude. Not wanting to give up too easily, I had to verify it was a chick. I was cautiously horny.

by Pandastic July 5, 2016