hard push

A form of birthing fetish where an individual is turned on by the thought of a girl expelling large objects from her vagina as if giving birth.

I found a bunch of hard push porn on my sister's phone last night. ಥ_ಥ

by BigDaddyGorilla July 25, 2016

The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 13, 2019

Hard-On Sandwich

It is basically a dick in the mouth; kind of like a knuckle sandwich with a dick.

She was hungry so I gave her a hard-on sandwich.

by 011000110 August 25, 2016

rockin it hard

when someone proudly walks around with a massive boner in public.

That guys rockin it hard.

by slapboichild September 6, 2022

hard dime

A solid 10 all the way around. She has the whole package.

Damn that one there is a hard dime for sure!

by Lost. November 5, 2015

hard oak

when the dick is as hard as an oak tree ;)

Babe, what is wrong with your dick?
Honey, i have hard oak.

by izzyizzy6969 June 18, 2018

Hard Spoon

When someone, who is much larger and of the same sex, uncomfortably or forcibly snuggles up behind someone

She seems so sad and vulnerable crying on her bed, I'm going in for a Hard Spoon.....

by Maryjane* December 13, 2017