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Greg Almond

Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.

Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.
"Check him out, he thinks he's cool but he's a bit of a Greg Almond"
by Mr Joe Bloggs December 6, 2016
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George from 1600.io, Yale alumnus
Greg put Princeton Review out of business!
I got into Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth , Harvard, UPenn, Princeton, and Yale - thanks to Greg.
by #1 gregorian September 26, 2019
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Lil Greg

A legendary, round, crispy entity embodying eternal contentment and crispiness. Known for his simplistic yet profound philosophy: "Stay Crispy. Stay Content."
"Mate, you need to stop stressing and be more like Lil Greg—just stay crispy."
"That guy is so chill under pressure, absolute Lil Greg energy."
"I was about to lose it, but then I remembered: Stay Content."
by tombaron86 February 14, 2025
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Greg's working

When a "Greg" he's "working" this typically means hes sitting in his truck watching tiktoks or masterbating ferociously.
"Greg's working" really hard today.

GREG--"WORKING"
by LM Colt September 12, 2022
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smell greg

thing to say when youre irritated or you dont care about something
person1: you suck
person2: smell greg
by podemb December 19, 2023
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He is such a greg
by mr salam aleikum November 30, 2022
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Greg

Greg is a huge simp
by Smsjsndbdhdnnd March 25, 2020
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