Gooch Coach

A continuous lick from the anus to the right nipple of a male or female

The key to a mans heart.

Hey girl I've got you a ticket on the Gooch Coach

by ElDonkle March 27, 2014

gooch cuddle

The act of two men scissoring, where the two gooches meet. This can often lead to a matting of pubic hair.

Kevin and rhys were in a spot of bother after there pubes became entangled after vigorous Gooch cuddle

by Donald Richard kieran February 24, 2017

Gooch Swamp

When the area in or around the taint is so built up with Goochy Goo that it develops its own ecosystem. Usually mold or fungus.

Shizzle hasn't showered in so long that I can smell his gooch swamp from a mile away.

by Reef.BlastBody July 14, 2017

Gooch Cooch Smooch

The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.

Jim: My girl squirted everywhere last night when I gave her the Gooch Cooch Smooch.

by cayorne June 16, 2018

gitch

a word that means gay and bitch at the same time

Tony: “SARAH STOP PULLING MY FUCKING WEAVE YOU FUCKING GITCH”
Sarah: “savage”

by Addi Daddi Insta Baddi June 21, 2019

Goach

A roach, someone who is ugly, that is a queer. The words; gay and roach are combined to make goach. Therefore, an ugly queer. This word is used as an insult.

"Did you see the new boy today?"

"Yeah, he looks like a goach."

by Spicy Mulk August 10, 2019

Gatcha life

This is a game where you are a pornstar pretty much and fuck other characters.

“Ooh I love gatcha life”
“Me too”

by Raze_spawner May 12, 2021