going to jackson

Code word for jacking off.

I'm going to watch porn tonight and then im going to jackson

by coositer April 23, 2009

Going Don Vito

When one gets extremly angry and shows triats of Don Vito.

Joe: yo jon you fucking suck at call of duty!
Jon: Arghahah jhahdshjxbajdsjsk!!!!
Joe: dude stop Going don vito on me just cause you know you suck.
I shoved my friend Josh and he dropped his ice cream, man he was Going Don Vito on me after.

by sidekickman7777 May 31, 2009

Going Bridal

A state of mass anxiety and confusion encountered by a bride whilst planning a wedding.

Anna's friends found that she was going bridal over the smallest details of her wedding and needed to calm down!

by TheLipstickContessa June 21, 2009

Going to the Bureau

Leaving your office early, under the pretense that you're traveling to another facility ("the bureau") to continue working.....when in reality, you're leaving to go home; presumably to eat cake and admire your front butt.

Ed: Are you going with us to Starbucks today at 2:30?

Mark: No, I'm going to the bureau here in a little bit. I've got a lot of work to catch up on.

Ed: Right. (Makes Air Jerk motion)

by Barry Mahoganue July 21, 2009

going off-menu

choosing an option that wasn't presented, whether that be on an actual menu or in other phases of life

I'm tired of this same old food. I'm going off-menu with this one. I want a Big Mac, but with only BBQ sauce, Onions, Lettuce and cheese.

Known versions of going off-menu include, but are not limited to: the McChurger & the McOctogon

by Insidivs February 2, 2010

Going Egyptian

To protest as a nation due to oppression of basic human rights by the current government.

The republicans want to redefine rape in order to undermine women's rights? We're going Egyptian on their ass!

by The Pinkcrusader February 21, 2011

going globals

the act of getting really drunk and making a lot of noise so everyone knows your drunk, typically followed by a morning where you don't remember anything.

what did you do last night?- Elliott
I was going globals- Alex

by somereallycooldude July 14, 2011