A nob goblin (often referred to as a nob gob) is the post-ejaculate matter, on the tip of the penis, after is has been solidified.
Layman's term:
The crusty cum on the tip of a penis.
Layman's term:
The crusty cum on the tip of a penis.
"Man, I've got a harsh nob goblin from last night".
"These fuckin' goblins wont leave me alone; they're irritating as fuck". - direct quote from myself.
"These fuckin' goblins wont leave me alone; they're irritating as fuck". - direct quote from myself.
by Eljato September 11, 2008
A sexually ambiguous pretty boy with potatoe fetish.
Someone who writes slash for the sake of terrifying others
Someone who writes slash for the sake of terrifying others
by Six January 18, 2004
by CANDON! October 19, 2004
(N) A midget who sucks dick.
Often used as a gay joke to guys or an insult to a whore who is always sucking dick.
Also relates to the phrase "gobble the knob".
Just in case you don't know, : knob
Often used as a gay joke to guys or an insult to a whore who is always sucking dick.
Also relates to the phrase "gobble the knob".
Just in case you don't know, : knob
Guy 1: *trips guy 2*
Guy 2: what a knob goblin
Girl 1: that wasn't very nice
Guy 2: shut up, you're one to, literally
Girl 1: ...
Guy 2: kthxbye
Guy 2: what a knob goblin
Girl 1: that wasn't very nice
Guy 2: shut up, you're one to, literally
Girl 1: ...
Guy 2: kthxbye
by uraknobgoblin April 06, 2010
dumbest "word of the year" ever, awarded in 2022 by some uptight posh melons at Oxford.
A true brainchild of academics devoid from reality.
A true brainchild of academics devoid from reality.
by Michelle Litoris, PhD December 30, 2022
when some faggot or a skank ass bitch has been cock punched so omany times that their face resembles a cock and a goblin at the same time....hence the name cock goblin
by jesus March 19, 2003