german kitchen

shitting on someones face

joe gave sally a German kitchen

by jerry smalls October 4, 2007

german cereal

It is when various guys jizz in a cup and pour a little milk in with it and mix it around so the splooge doesnt stick out and then take the cup and splash it in your friends face while he is sleeping.

He is sleeping now lets give him a German Cereal.

by mike wal mart February 6, 2008

German Flare

When a fat German lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. They get on their back, pull their legs back to put their ass up in the air. When they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.

I am sure glad I had that German Flare handy while changing my flat tire last night.

by One Hung Low November 9, 2007

German Parkour

First, to give context

French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.

Then,

German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!

Parkourie 1: David Belle can speed run through Dordogne France in less than 45 minutes; he's the founder and the best!

Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.

Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*

by White MAMBA! November 24, 2011

German Polka Train

When a girl dresses as a man with a blindfold on and two or more guys have rough anal sex with her.

"Dude I found some chick that wants to have a German Polka Train with us"

by Calvin Cornelius Jackson January 14, 2012

German Slip and Slide

More then 15 men urinate and deficate on a female while rolling around on a tarp

I cant believe the mess that was made when the frat house shit and pissed all over her during the German Slip and Slide last night!

by transamguy December 17, 2012

german hamsterwheel

The shooting of a full grown hamster out of one's ass in order to hit a moving target.

Instead of watching television we engaged in the sport of German hamsterwheel, using my unscrupulous roommate as the target.

by specialpants January 10, 2015