grandma

Most of them are pretty nice like mine but mine hates it when anyone drinks cold water 😭 🙏

Grandma: If you drink cold water then you will get cavities
Science: no

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 10, 2025

Grandma’s a chill guy

I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked

Grandma’s a chill guy…

by Acidnigah January 16, 2025

Grandma Girl

A young woman, usually in her early 20’s, who looks and acts like an old bag. Generally has frizzy hair, glasses, and likes to wear sweaters, even in the summertime. Considers readings books to be “a fun night,” and one could envision her having several grandchildren despite being a virgin.

It’s so insane how Kathleen’s only 19 but she looks like she’s in her 60s. Maybe if she wasn’t wearing that homely sweater she wouldn’t be such a grandma girl.

by Gerks March 3, 2025

Grandma Evelyn

A certain woman that posses the power of extreme attraction and causes lust and desire. She is the perfect woman to have intercourse with

I want to have sex with Grandma Evelyn

by The ones who made everything. March 5, 2025

bukaki grandma

When grandma gets tipsy with the other retirees at the community center dance and comes home looking like Something About Mary!

Granny Bukaki had some vanilla pudding on her rhinestone cateye glasses when she came home. Otherwise known as Bukaki Grandma

by Tianzu50 March 17, 2025

Djs Grandma

a fat ugly and grandma

did you see Djs grandma walking out of that buffet

by n0t_billy November 22, 2021

Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup

What happens when wood chips are floating in the water used to put out bon/campfire making a soupy consistency.

Robert: “Tom you put out the fire this time!”
Tom: “No! I’m not gonna see Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup!”

by Kurtis Tyler O’brien November 23, 2021