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dead gorilla

Hey did you see the news yesterday there was a dead gorilla :C
by Helen Keller XXX January 9, 2017
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vanilla gorilla

the white version of the derogatory nigger. Most of them proclaim and chant that they embrace 20 dicks in their asshole. It's not possible for them to take a normal shower without 20 apes with them. They eat a variety of foods such as eggplants, cucumbers, carrots, pickles, and men. They engage in active gay sex on a daily basis and can produce up to 45 gallons of sperm. People often label their skin as a very light shade of black and often always think that they are related to Great Britain when they are really just from an irrelevant country called Estonia.
not again, a vanilla gorilla.
that vanilla gorilla has slept with all your dads!
by Cookie453 November 5, 2021
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grapple the gorillia

to spank your huge monkey or penis with a firm hold firoutiously till its discolored
wanna go grapple the gorillia while watching scooby doo
by dtrizzle by nizzle December 17, 2008
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gorilla face

People who look like gorillas when they eat, talk and sleep and have large ammounts of hair all over their bodies.
i couldnt stand to sit across the table from tat gorilla face any longer

everyone, look at that stupid gorilla face
by deanpisspants November 8, 2011
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gorilla piss

Lean, an opiate/opioid in liquid form. Doesnt really matter.
Lester: want a sip of my sprite?
John Jackson: oh sure man!
*hands some off colored sprite in a bottle.*
*chugs down*
Lester: Wait.. don't chug it....
John Jackson: Gorilla piss! How am I gonna take this test!
Fast forward 30 minutes, John Jacksons head is on his desk; some slobber is leaking on his test paper and he is feeling nice and warm.
by Moirk November 7, 2007
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gorilla masking

when a man and a woman are enjoying intercourse and he is about to cum so he takes it out, turns her over and cums in her face, then quickly trims his pubes and throws them at her face making them stick creating gorilla masking.
"i did some awesome gorilla masking to my piece last night! she looked terrible!!"
by Sara5 June 17, 2008
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Gorilla Snot

(Used in construction)
Clear silicone caulk.
Don't let the new guy seal the tub; I don't wanna be coming back to pick gorilla snot off the walls.
by phildonnia April 25, 2005
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