Gabe

A Gabe is a ginormous hypocrite who doesn’t show any signs of intelligence anywhere. He never lets himself lose an argument, and will probably make you his friend. (Only to dump you one day later). Doesn’t hang out with a Gabe.

George: I want to be just like Gabe!
Aiden: Gabe is a whore.

by random definitions December 4, 2019

Gabe

A combination of two words Gay and Babe to describe a very attractive homosexual.

"Dude, there's a total Gabe coming our way and he's so freakin' hot!" Or "Chris is a total Gabe!"

by Nikalatool March 1, 2024

Gabe

biggest jerk you'll ever meet

gabe is a total prick

by iHateGabeSoFreakingMuch October 29, 2019

Gabe

gabe is a name given to the sexiest man in the world.
He is an amazing friend and you can always rely on him to be that weird friend that always goes along with your stupid shit even though it is wrong.
Always have a friend named gabe and you will have a happy life.

Gabe is a sexy motherfucker.

Gabe makes me like men.

by Mystery_Motherfucker June 4, 2018

Gabe

Stand up goalie

gabe sucks

by Brysonator88 March 9, 2021

gabe

the most gas lighting manipulative liar of a person
he will fuck a rat with big enough titties if he could

hey have you seen gabe?
gabe? don’t you mean bitch of a person?

by rocknthosecrocs November 14, 2022

Gabe

The name Gabe is the short version of the name Gabriel. Gabriel is the ancient Roman God(dess) of homosexuality and the Patron Saint of everyone belonging to LGBTQ+ today.

Michael: I think I'm gay.

Ron: If you are, Gabe has cursed you.

by SmallBaldPenis May 17, 2018