Ft. Wayne Fucktard

1) A person that believes that leaving they're children in Walmart while they go meet their Meth dealer and exchange sex for bunk drugs is an acceptable form of childcare.

2) A person who believes they are high society and better than you because they passed their GED test on just the second try.

1) This girl in the paper is such a Ft. Wayne Fucktard.

2) Did you hear how our waitress talked to me?! What a Ft. Wayne Fucktard!

by Dusty Dillinger September 30, 2023

FUCKTARD

A shitcunt that's from south OZ with an unfortunate surname Tarr. Hence Tarr"d" and more referred to as the FUCK-tarrd.

fuckTaard: I have a 24 foot ski boat with twin 350 chevs!

US: Sure it's not a submarine fucktaard!

Us: Talking about motorbikes, mate mentions his Yamaha R1.
fuckTaard: Yeah I've got two R1's and between me, my brother and dad we've got over 100 bikes!
Us: Got any photos of them?
fuckTaard: "Silence". Show you next stint at work (meaning has a week off before returning for a month on at work)
Us: Did you manage to get any photos of the bikes on your week off?
fuckTaard: Naaar sold them all!

US: FUCKTARD!

by 2200 4 Life December 3, 2013

Fucktard Asscrack

Someone so stupid, so dumb, so wrong in everything they do and say, that this is the closest way you can describe them, but even then, this still can't describe their full stupidity.

Daniel: Dude, OJ obviously didn't commit those murders.
Harold: You are a Fucktard Asscrack.

by DatBass2 October 5, 2020

Fucktard

fucking dicky douche bag asshole

That bassist is a fucktard, he never cooperates and slaps his bass when he's not suppose to.

by Hatindaflav February 21, 2015

Fucktard

A person that is basically a fucking idiot with no common sense and does not know how to act right

Please get me away from these fucktards

by irishgurl9808 March 20, 2017

Fucktard

The person reading this. Usually used as an insult but to you, a simple fact of life. xx

Person a: Hi! Go fuck yourself you inbred scum.

Person b: Would you stop being such a fucktard.

by Fluffy.none.of.your.business May 21, 2018

Fucktard

Someone who does SOMETHING/ANYTHING deemed retardedly funny & accepted by the mass society of Heathens & they laugh. BUT when that same someone takes it TOO FAR & noone laughs, but instead says “What in the actual Fuck!?!”

Bruh, did you see that Kanye video of him campaigning!? Lol what he said about Harriet Tubman...fool is black doesn’t even know about the history. That’s not him being Bipolar that’s him being a Fucktard!!

by imreene September 29, 2020