FLU

acronym ; Fucking Love U

Dave: I bought beers and pizza
Ben: FLU man.

by Jambake May 4, 2018

Suggondese Flu

The disease that stems from sugging on dese nuts. Mostly lethal, although there is reduced risk of STD transmission during the period of suggondese infection.

Dude: That mf ugly as shit
Other dude: Yeah, he's got the suggondese flu. I think he might die.
Dude: Be glad it's not contagious!

by NeMrtvi February 15, 2022

Dooty flu

When flu is contracted by eating ass

I got the dooty flu from eating her butt!

by anonymous July 24, 2021

Fentanyl Flu

Flu from smoking Fentanyl powder or pills on aluminum foil.

She has fentanyl flu.

by gcate March 1, 2025

Nico flu

Very savage flu, only god like people can survive it.

I hope it’s not Nico flu

by Dr SoTrue June 6, 2021

Flu-Pocalypse

The span of time (aka:era) that rocked the ENTIRE WORLD due to the worldwide pandemic caused by the COVID-19 virus.

During the ‘flu-pocalypse’ I realized that ‘not having enough time’ was not the reason I wasn’t a doctor!

by TrickyNicky82! March 6, 2025

Eight Hour Flu

The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.

S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.

by Mrtruebluetest October 2, 2020