king fluff

someone who claims to be straight but is actually gay

C'mon king fluff quit acting like you like girls.

by RAGEKING117 August 14, 2017

scoop and floff

The act of farting into your hand, and ka-me-ha-me-ha into your significant others face while they not expecting it. You can also use a blanket or other forms to transfer the fart to their face.

I was laying in bed with my with my fiance the other night and scoop and floffed him and he threw up..

by Lawndragon January 4, 2018

floffus

great band

pft, eric chill out most people know your in floffus, and i dont think yall sound like NFG at all cuz NFG in my terms suck.

by Staci December 27, 2003

Fluffalufagus

a state of mind where someone is in a daze and/or acting like they are on cloud nine.

Person 1: Look at her! She is being such a fluffalufagus after that date she had with you last night!
Person 2: I know!

by Dani Gee December 29, 2007

fluff

a non-offensive alternative to fuck. See also feck

Guy: Let me see you naked.
Girl: Fluff you!

by danii1 February 20, 2008

Fluff Factor

The amount of hair that a person allows to "fluff" in their vagina or penis region.

I put my hand down her panties to finger her and I felt she had a fluff factor seven. It's cold so I know you need to keep that pussy warm, BUT FUCK NO I WON'T GO DOWN ON YOU!!

by fluffdoctor January 20, 2011

Oscar fluffer

The women who somewhat mysteriously appear onstage with a fully erect Oscar, ready to award to the winner.

Check out the tits on that Oscar fluffer! I like her better than the dark-haired one that was just on.

by Jeff R. Allen February 29, 2004