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Florahome, Florida 

Florahome ("Home of flowers") is a VERY small town in N. Florida that lies on S.R. 100 between Gainesville and Palatka (or St. Augustine, for those of you who have no idea where Palatka is). The population is about 2000 and consists mainly of white trash... with a few exceptions (mainly depending on proximity to waterfront property). In Florahome there is a Post Office, A gas station/convenient store, a flashing yellow light, a park, a softball field, a newly built General Dollar, a plant nursery, and a feed store. Oh, and a bunch of old, grungy trailers. And that's about it.
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Dumb Florida Moron

Something Tommy Vercetti says in the video game GTA Vice City.

(Obviously a Northerner making fun of Southerners.)
*Pedestrian drives car into Pole*

Tommy Vercetti: Dumb Florida Moron

Lake Worth, Florida 

Though Lake Worth, FL has a bad reputation for violence and gang activity, this town has got to be one of the most haunted and picturesque towns in the state, if not in the country. Lake Worth is located 45 minutes north of Ft. Lauderdale and it makes part of the Miami-Ft Lauderdale-Palm Beach metropolitan area. Its downtown is really hippie, eclectic, laid back, and enjoyable, Though there is a fair share of street walkers, panhandlers and hobos, Lake Worth has a lot to offer as far as culture. Just make sure to stay no more than a few blocks away from Lake Avenue, if planning on relocating, North of the avenue is where you want to be. All the guats, rejects, gansters and thugs are on the south side of town. If you are into art and theatre this is one of the places to be, they hold the Night On the Avenue every third friday of the month, where lots of local artists come to showcase their work. Yearly one of the biggest street painting festivals takes place here, you will also find a bunch of PBR drinking hipsters, with their rimmed glassed and tatts. Just make sure you stay away from Lake Worth Beach, it is Hella Ghetto, its better to go to Phipps park, located just about a half mile north of Lake Worth Beach. If you are into the paranormal this would also be a good place to explore. lots of old houses, and the Lake Worth Playhouse, which its hauntings have been recorded over time and its still visited by paranormal investigators. Also Very gay friendly!
Hipster 1: Hey did you see that Gang from Lake Worth, Florida that was featured in Gangland?

Hipster 2: Nah man, but I did see the hipster version of Fiddler on the Roof at their play house one year!
Lake Worth, Florida by ElleDub April 9, 2011

germany or florida 

adam and drews from loveline. caller calls and gives scenario from news, adam and drew try and guess if it happened in germany or florida
a gang used frozen peas in an attempted murder. Germany or Florida?
Germany
germany or florida by peter December 4, 2003

gone to florida 

I don't know what happened; they used to be normal, but now they've gone to Florida.
gone to florida by Boots October 7, 2003

Republic of Florida Militia 

A 3-member club of fat kids in Tallahassee who work part time at local fast food franchises. They meet monthly in their parent's basements to discuss video games news and little known Dungeon's & Dragons facts. After said meeting they dress in camouflage and assist the Boy Scouts of America in walking the sidewalks and picking up litter.
I thought I wanted to be in the Republic of Florida Militia, but I really just wanted to impregnate a fat chick with blue hair.

clearwater florida 

WiCK CiTY ,ill water, DiRTY H20 ,all that other good shit. 1/3 of the tampa bay metropolitan area. mostly known for being about an hour away from busch gardens(amusement park) and our AMAZiNG clearwater beach. you see kids roamin the streets here all the time,safe ass place to live .DOWNTOWN CLEARWATER *(AKA greenwood) is where all the dirty money hustlin takes placeeeee $ .most of the people here are latina or other illegal immigrant shittt .lots of drag racing taking place gandy BLVD (edge of tampa) .if you want a wholesome place to live,with strip joints on every corner COME TO WICK CITYYY .
dirty grubby latina: man i be rakin in big bucks down in clearwater florida

blackkk ass nigga: YEAH MAN,i feel you those bitches down in greenwood be thickk .

white boyyy:hell yea i might just get tan down in clearwater beach !