Farmer mile

Grab a pair 15 pound dumbbells and walk a mile. Painfully simple, not pleasant. Used as punishment for leaving gear at a wrestling tournament.

Coach: LET’S GO BOYS! WE’RE DOIN A FARMER MILE TODAY
Kid: Not again, I have calluses bigger than my knuckles fist already

by Bigpapa103 December 8, 2019

Farmers carpet

The layer of thick miscellaneous dust and debris located in warehouses that create a soft surface.

I'm glad this farmers carpet makes it soft to work on my knees.

by Beefyburrito July 14, 2024

Farmer parker

Someone called Joshua parker with yellow and very little teeth

Hi farmer parker

by ChsBruce May 13, 2018

Farmers

Oh yeah dawg! They're robbing farmers. They're robbing geniuses. They're robbing everybody up in this bitch!

Hym "Everybody EXCEPT for Faggot-Matt. He is a dissident and doesn't believe in property, therefore, cannot be robbed. Women are real Matt! And so are farmers!"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

weed farmer

A farmer that farms weed. Usually they are pro-weed, otherwise they would farm something a lot more people would buy, like oranges or apples.

James grows weed plants in his farm, and thus he is a weed farmer.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

by GibbonLips December 6, 2024

Gerbil Farmer

A man or woman that let's gerbils run and play in there asshole and breeds gerbils for a loving.

We always knew that Steveo was a gerbil farmer. He always had gerbils in his pockets.

by Zzz1987 October 24, 2022