flute fruit

An member of a high school or college marching band.

Pepe: Yo man....You know who I think is hot?
Gaylord:Who?
Pepe: Jen
Gaylord: EWE! Dude, she's a fuckin FLUTE FRUIT!
Pepe: Ahhhhh nnooooo way...she cant be a band tard!
Gaylord: Yeah and she prolly has herpes too.....

by BSuraci October 27, 2006

fruit fly

A woman who is (unwittingly) attracted to gay men (especially closeted ones).

Cera: I can't believe he's gay! We dated for a month!
Suzy: I'm so sorry honey.
Cera: This is the fourth time this has happened!
Suzy: Well, you have to admit, you're a bit of a fruit fly.

by jehseh December 27, 2009

Fruit rollup

When a guy eats the pussy of a bitch on her period, lets the blood dry, rolls it up and eats it.

Bruh, her fruit rollup tasted awesome.

by bongra December 9, 2010

fruit booter

The emo version of a skateboarder - in other words, wants to be like a skateboarder, but just can't stop crying and writing bad poetry about how hard middle class suburban life is, especially when he shows up at the skate park wearing nylon jogging shorts, purple boots with pink buckles, and a mesh singlet.

Look at that fruit booter listening to AFI and playing with his gay fringe that never ends...

by Ifocked Yermama September 22, 2007

Fruit Picker

A homosexual man, usually very flamboyant in appearance and demeanor

I was at this club the other night and a damn fruit picker was tryin to push up on me. I was all like, "What do I look like a fucking Beef Tree???"

by Smash Brown May 13, 2005

Fruit Fly

A woman who leads her gays. A fag hag is a woman who follows her gays. A clear example can be found at www.fruitflylife.com

"I feel awkward using a woman's restroom at this gay bar. Only a fag hag would need the privacy. A fruit fly does not mind pissing in front of horny naked gay men."

by courtney nichols November 5, 2008

Fruit Salad

Is when you ejaculate in a girls face and then throw cut up bits of fruit at her.

Fruit Salad

by Frisky Corvette October 31, 2011