Ethan

Ethan is an idiot who ruins himself and the others around him. He should suck a fat cock and die, because he doesn't deserve to be happy.

Oh wow look at Ethan. What a cunt that won't get anywhere in life.

by rawrxdkms June 2, 2018

Ethan

A guy who doesn't understand the effect he can have on your life, and even if he did he probably wouldn't care. No matter how much you want to hate him you can't. You can't get him out of your life. You can try and avoid him, block him, or shut him out but you can't get him out of your head, he has so much to offer to the world and anyone is lucky to be in his life. But if he doesn't care about someone he isn't very good at faking it, it's usually pretty easy to tell when Ethan is just nice to you because he feels bad, because that's just the kind of person he is.

"Dude just forget about Ethan, he isn't worth it"

by fuk biches get dinero June 6, 2018

Ethan

Extremely cool kid, ask Kallum, he always tells Ethan that he's a cool kid. This kid is a little special but a complete chick magnet, I mean Ava said no but... still.

Oh wow Ethan, you're such a cool kid.

by Im not the Ethan that im defin May 12, 2018

Ethan

Probably has asthma. He is really funny but never comes to school because he’s a hypochondriac. He’s also really good at video games

Why didn’t Ethan come to school today?
He had a runny nose.
Oh

by Sir Gay of BonerLand May 12, 2018

Ethan

An amazing guy who will doing anything for someone he loves, whether it be a friend or girlfriend. He seems like a nerd on the outside but once you get to know him he is one of the most loving people you’ll ever meet. He’ll shower his girlfriend in compliments and make her feel like gold. But he’s insecure and has huge self confidence issues, so make sure you remind him of how adorable he is. Anyone would be lucky to have him in their life

Girl 1: Hey is that the new guy? He’s so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, but don’t bother. Ethan's mine

by Mailman 777 May 14, 2018

Ethan

A boy who believes anything!

Ethan believes chupacabras are real!

by Bob rob doug May 19, 2018

Ethan

This nigga has a cock bigger than colin and will always be your friend the only bad thing is that he's has Aids which he has received from a women by the name of emily Spain

Person 1: Hey is that ethan
Person 2: You mean the nigga with Aids?

by Big_fella25 April 5, 2018