Emotional Chippy Slap

When someone shuts down an idea that meant a lot to you.
I suggest burritos for dinner but my partner hit me with an emotional chippy slap
by Badie1010 August 31, 2023
mugGet the Emotional Chippy Slapmug.
This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.
Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
by von groovy August 4, 2024
mugGet the emotional microwave popcorn friendmug.

emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.
Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.
by Big aldo October 15, 2020
mugGet the emotional masterbationmug.
Any Bad Chance Done Exclusively For Generating Humans With Emotive Inertia <Emotion>
Any Bad Chance Done Exclusively For Generating Humans With Emotive Inertia <Emotion>
mugGet the Any Bad Chance Done Exclusively For Generating Humans With Emotive Inertia mug.

emotion

The ruin of humanity

Imagine a world with no emotion. no sympathy, we would do what is best for our survival, we wouldn't make decisions on what it makes us feel.
"Yay, my emotions tell me to go out with this person..."

some hours later: "MY EMOTIONS ARE IDIOTS"
by Cynical dragons December 1, 2017
mugGet the emotionmug.

Share this definition