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e-motions

the highly emotional state you find yourself in after consuming e pills (extacy). the person often becomes very loving towards others as a result of taking the "love" drug. the following day if some of these emotions seem really gay and not like you at all, you can simply pass them off as e-motions
bil- well, do you realise how yoked you were last night?

paddy- ya, i think i remember telling you all how much i loved ye and how much i miss my family

bil- that was hella-gay

paddy- what can i say, thats my e-motions for ya?

bil- you wanna do some more?

paddy- yarp
by bil.i.am November 13, 2012
mugGet the e-motionsmug.

easy e

It's spelt Eazy E you retards.
This better get published or i'm gonna bash youre head in with my louisville slugger

person #1:yo, lets go listen to some easy e .

Person #2:Ya man eazy is the shizznat
by Hymen July 11, 2006
mugGet the easy emug.

e-whore

Someone who prostitutes their presence on the internet...either for attention, money, or for malicious intent.
You're in your regular internet chat room of choice. Someone that hardly anyone knows joins and starts talking to anyone and everyone as if they're just as cool as the regular people in the chat room.

or

People who join chat rooms and ask people to visit their website...also can be termed a spammer
by duggera June 25, 2005
mugGet the e-whoremug.

e-vagina

A male individual found in online communities who poses as a female, typically for attention, personal amusement, or in the case of playing an MMORPG, the possibility of free gifts.
"Turns out that hot chick who messaged me on myspace turned out to just have an e-vagina."
by TheKoW February 14, 2006
mugGet the e-vaginamug.

e meter

a trick employed by scientologists to try to scam you into taking their 'therapy' sessions at $400 a pop. here is a guide. beware:

1. First a scientologist will approach you, offering you a free stress test. you will know they are a scientologist, as they will have the staring, unblinking 'crazy eyes'. they will be very reluctant to take no for an answer.

2. if you do go with them, they will hook you up to an 'e meter'. they will ask you to think of some deeply troubling experience, and when the meter moves slightly, they will present this as evidence you need therapy.

3. you will end up paying $400 a session to have whats troubling you 'audited' (cleared) from your mind. but get this: whats troubling you is, apparently, the souls of murdered aliens (thetans) in your head. betcha didn't see that one coming eh?
i'm sick of these scientologists trying to jack my nads with their e meters
by me old fruity June 19, 2006
mugGet the e metermug.

e-thot

An online thot that will send you nudes all the time
Jaquan:You get bitches nigga?

Daquan: Naw I got hella E-Thots
by ProjectCustoms March 28, 2015
mugGet the e-thotmug.

E-spliff

Hitting a juul and a dab cart at the same time.
Yo Chad, you tryna E-spliff bro?
by Jewycoinz September 18, 2018
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