Ding-Dong

Phrase that is said when you feel that someone is not up to par. As in "Is anyone home?"

Ding-Dong!? Would you like me to turn off the food disposal before YOU stick your hand in there?

by macFI May 20, 2009

ding dong

Main Entry: fool
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: One deficient in judgment and good sense. An empty-headed person; a fool.

ass, idiot, imbecile, jackass, fool mooncalf, moron, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simple, simpleton, softhead, tomfool

If you are counting on a man to choose a thoughtful present, you are a ding dong.

by General Failure October 26, 2008

ding dong

1) Adjective to describe two small peniled boys with a complete lack of self-confidence who engage in picking on a sweet girl

Rob and Cody are ding dongs for picking on Megan.

by mosdla January 27, 2009

Dingding mother fucker

When you and your friend are having a conversation or working on a project and your friends cell phone dings and bings alerting that messages are coming in. After a prolonged period of time your response is “ding ding motherfucker!” Ding ding motherfucker is a verbal outburst ordering The other person to answer the damn phone. Additionally, ding ding motherfucker can also be used as a response to a person’s statement or observation that is obvious, and was spoken in order to provoke the immediate action or attention of the other.

#1 “ your phone is dinging “
“Your phone is buzzing”
“You have messages”
“Dingding mother fucker, answer the damn phone!”

or
#2 “Your dog is drinking from the toilet!”
“Dingding mother fucker, put the seat down, asshole!”

by STG63 November 28, 2017

ding

To encourage a mate to give you a ring or call on your house

'yes mate just ding me if there's anything happening tonight'
'just give me a ding if your bored, we can fuck shit up'

by Kev YESMATE October 30, 2008

ring ding

a word commonly used in comedy acts. believed to be a hostest treat. never actually existed but stereotyped as what fat people eat.

i drew the short straw, i gotta order for the whole construction site. lets seeee... ill need 47 cups of coffee, 31 slim jims, 2 packs of tic-tacs and 82 packs of ring dings.

by suckers December 11, 2003

Dingaling

Is a term used for a man that has a rather small penis.

Rob:Hey man i heard that hoe Selina was messin with Tyrone
Tod: man i ain't tripping of him, i heard that dude got a Dingaling
Rob:Word!?
Tod:Word.
Rob:.... -.- How you know?
Tod: i said i HEARD *smacks Rob upside his head*

by Alea B. April 26, 2008