dicksauce

A derivative of "weaksauce" and "dick." Used to describe an event or outcome that is generally displeasing.

Did you see the pile of dirty dishes Fargus left me? That's so dicksauce!

Oh, dicksauce! I left my wallet at Thirsty Turtle last night!

by Dicksauce McGee June 8, 2009

dicksexass

When a man sexes his dick right in a woman's ass, and then screams "Kiyai!" This generally results in the woman's chi getting rocked by manliness.

Dude, last night she said that she wanted to try something new, so I got all up in her like "KIYAI!" and gave her the dicksexass. for FREE

by Tzaqueri January 11, 2008

robot dicks

An annoying mispronunciation of robotics. Used when your nerdy friends talk about robotics to make fun of them.

Robert: Wow I just love robotics so much!!
Kevin: You mean you love robot dicks?

by Goldensage1 June 28, 2010

yiffing dicks

When you take a big sniff of a dick you are yiffing dicks

Alex loves yiffing dicks

by Dick yiffer 9000 May 3, 2016

Shit For Dicks

an example of shit for dicks, is the state of being of having your dick, made of shit.

"Hey Shit For Dicks"- Cbas

"Thats an uncomfortable issue."- Barrack Obama

by CBAS CBAS CBAS CBAS December 11, 2011

gay as 2 dicks touching

when something is really gay

Those pink trainers are as gay as 2 dicks touching

by migumbo October 25, 2009

Dicksergeant-Lb

A military rank that is lowe than that of Private.

so E-0

This can only be the rank of the worst man in the squad,platoon, or company.

Lb =(little bitchum)

Lieutenant- Private!

Private- Yes sir?

Lieutenant- Your being demoted to Dicksergeant-Lb

Private- Why sir?

Lieutenant- Because you suck!

by CDC-your boy C May 17, 2009