Somebody who thinks they're cool because they know a million definitions on this site. They spend their time bragging on how they the name of every sexual position involving feces and belittle people who don't know every single definition here.
Urban Dictionary Douche: You mean you don't know the difference between a Cleveland Steamer and an Alabama Hot Pocket? noob!
Normal Person: ... I'm gonna go now.
Urban Dictionary Douche: You are so weak sauce!
Normal Person: Get welded.
Normal Person: ... I'm gonna go now.
Urban Dictionary Douche: You are so weak sauce!
Normal Person: Get welded.
by tejastejastejas August 26, 2009
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by Urban Dictionary June 25, 2006
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by timbog1979 July 31, 2008
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by Bruno January 6, 2004
Get the docs mug.An imaginary weapon shot at people who fit the description of douche bag. Usually when using a douche dart, people hold up any object they may be carrying and pretend to use it as a gun. Also, douche dart firers must make the best "dart" noise they can.
I saw Trevor walking down the hallway with his hair spiked and I just had to shoot him with a douche dart.
or
"Hey Kyle, did you see me shoot him with my douche dart?"
"Yeah! He totally deserved it...that douche bag."
or
"Hey Kyle, did you see me shoot him with my douche dart?"
"Yeah! He totally deserved it...that douche bag."
by 79GoldenWings September 23, 2009
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See also: douche
See also: douche
GA Tech Douche auto-response: ...bleh..i'll never get a girlfriend! the statistics prove it. you can see for yourself **provides numerous, depressing statistics**
Girl in Maryland: Nick, you're a douche...
Girl in Maryland: Nick, you're a douche...
by istandwitness October 4, 2005
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Harry: In the real world, I'm what people call a douche bag. I'm like Jesse McCartney. I'm like....Jesse McCartney's douche.
by MoonshoesPotter234 May 14, 2011
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