dingle douche

Combination of dingleberry and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is incredibly 1.) ignorant 2.) annoying 3.) stupid to the degree of deserving death by mutilation.

A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.

"John is such a dingle douche, he can't find his own dick with a GPS"

by Wicked665 July 22, 2006

Douche Container

a vessel in which you store you douche contents

Example: yo that person is such a Douche Container
example 2: your moms vagina

by Yelsew T-Wreckya March 3, 2010

Inter-douching

1. When a person approaches a conversation between two or more people and interrupts with an extremely stupid and irrelevant comment.

noun: Interdouche

Friend A: "So I was totally digging this dude at the party last night."

Friend B: "Really, I think he was checking you out to"

ID: "Yea, that was totally rad"

Friend B: "That tard was totally just inter-douching"

by tbone33126 May 27, 2010

douche on the loose

A douche bag roaming free and unattached looking for his next victim.

Ansley finally broke up with her boyfriend. Now he's a douche on the loose.

by gasummer09 May 30, 2009

Douche-a-litus

A contageous disease, often caught by fellow friends, resulting in 'douche' symptoms.

'OMG WTFBBQ?! I just caught douche-a-litus from that douche over there.'

by TandC May 5, 2009

douche bastard

It's like the next level of douchebaggery. When you can't decide to call somebody a douche bag or a bastard.

That guy with the popped collar is a real douche bastard

by giant in Korea May 9, 2011

schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.

I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.

by Phephalump October 22, 2010