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S.E.D.- Sticky Esophageal Disorder

When your esophagus produces excess mucus and food sticks to it. Producing a gagging and vomiting reaction while eating.
My friend suffers from S.E.D.- Sticky Esophageal Disorder and its totally nasty.
by Biggie B December 24, 2006
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Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

The simple way of saying this disease is ADHD. A disease which is mostly found in children. it makes the kid really hyper and can't pay any attention to anything. Ritalin is the usual prescription drug that they use to treat it.
Man Ben is freaking out again i think he needs to take his Ritalin.
by Timothy June 3, 2004
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Off-seasonal Depression Disorder

The depression suffered during the part of the year when your favorite sport is not in season.
"Hey buddy, why you so down these days?"

"I have that thing... you know, Off-seasonal Depression Disorder. Baseball doesn't start again until April."
by AlgernonFTW September 21, 2011
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Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.
I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!
by jmspaesq January 15, 2011
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or CADD

The phenomenon that starts approximately 8 minutes after first tucking into a curry, after the initial taste begins to wear off, you've tried all dishes on the table, and you're left with an increasingly lukewarm curry with the oil separating out around the edge.

Once started, CADD generally lasts as long as it takes to mindlessly nibble away the last bit of greasy naan in a zombie like state.

CADD is generally induced by excessive beer consumption reacting against the absorbent naan in stomach and can only be cured by getting the bill and moving on to shots until the volume in stomach subsides.

Some people are seemingly immune to CADD and continue to behave in a buzzard-like manner, picking up all scraps from the dishes and other people's plates until the last bit of cold, greasy naan has been devoured.
Luca - "what es e wrong paulo?" (Spoke in an Italian accent)

Paul - "I've totally got Curry Attention Deficit Disorder, I'm flagging dude"

Luca - "bloodey hell paulo, you and your CADD you should not ev had that 5th pop-e-dom and 3rd Tiger beeri you idiot, let's get some shots in to ease the blockage!"
by Paul and Sarah January 30, 2008
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Excessive Consuption Disorder - ECD

Over-eating/Improper-eating, leading to over weight or obese body weight conditions, higher than a person's scientifically determined weight range.

It has its origins in improper mental processes regarding eating and emotional/psychological issues, leading to somatic effects (adipose tissue formation, hyper-weight related pathologies).
Some people say he's fat because eats lots since he lacks will power, others may say he has Excessive Consuption Disorder - ECD.

(talking about someone)
"You know, that fat girl who you saw at the tube station the other day.."
"Oh! you mean that girl with ECD?"
by Polyhistor June 25, 2009
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LOD (Lovato Obsession Disorder)

LOD (Lovato Obsession Disorder)
LOD (Lovato Obsession Disorder) Describes the unhealthy hate obsession with Demi Lovato resulting in inserting them in situations they have nothing to do with or spreading Fake News. Usually Done by Selenator or Swiftie .
"Oh my God, Demi Listened to Taylor Swifts New song now it will Flop because of Demi Curse)"

"Bro maybe you got Lovato Obsession Disorder"

"Did you heard that Lana Del Reys account got hacked and it got tracked Back to Demi Lovatos Villa?"

"Dude. Shut up. Your LOD (Lovato Obsession Disorder) gets annoying"
Dude. Shut up. Your LOD (Lovato Obsession Disorder) gets annoying
by SmellsLikeBalu October 10, 2021
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