Wankie Doodle

When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.

Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."

Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."

by TommyTsunami73 August 6, 2022

Skittle doodle dazzle

A better way to say “ skedaddle”

I better skittle doodle dazzle because it gets late.

by Didi213 August 15, 2022

skittle doodle dazzle

A funnier way to say "skeedaddle"

Hey, I have to go to this birthday party. I'll skittle doodle dazzle now.

by Didi213 August 19, 2022

cock a doodle woo

When a woo girl is our with her friends for a night on the town and either takes home or goes home with a guy and gets dick down that is in fact a cock a doodle woo

What happened to Samantha last night I didn’t see her on the party bus. She went home with that guy in Wranglers I think she got cock a doodle woo

by Iamwebster1307 August 27, 2022

doodle donkey

doodle donkey is a noun that can describe one person (singular) or a group of people (plural). To use this word to describe a group of people, it must meet the requirements of having males companions within the group as well.

“Is Erika’s doodle donkey coming?”
“Let’s hang out at Karen’s with doodle donkeys”
“Sedney’s doodle donkey will be late.”

by sedneyed January 21, 2026