Glazed Donut

When you wake up before she does with a hard on and you jerk off on her face. Then, when she wakes up, her eyes are glued shut.

I wanted to get some pussy but she wasn't awake. So, I went ahead and ripped cord on her face, ultimately giving her a "Glazed Donut"!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 7, 2011

Donut

An edible cockring.

"Want a donut?" He suggested.
"Do I ever!" She said, and then proceded to eat the donut off his stick.

by Super sexy person January 25, 2011

glazed donut

when a girl's highlight is so bright they look like a shiny glazed donut

"girl your highlight is blinding, you are a glazed donut goddess"

by I'm right eddie March 26, 2017

sour cream donut

Prior to intercourse, a man ejaculates into a microwavable cup, then proceeds to microwaving it, thus making it sour. Then using it as lube during intercourse.

Paul, I gave this bitch a sour cream donut in her spokes because her pussy stunk.

by maesterchief June 20, 2008

Joe Donut

Your every-day guy, steriotype of the average person.

I went to the park to play ball with Joe Donut.

by ed June 11, 2006

custard donut

The aftermath of hard anal sex with a girl (without using lube). When the guy has spilt his custard into her ass and her sphincter is swollen, the custard oozes out creating a custard donut. Optional to get her girlfriend to lick it out.

Man, I give it to her so hard up the ass, then made her friend eat the custard donut.

by Dewey Lo July 20, 2011

Frosting The Donut

To simultaneously defecate and vomit.

"Last night I was so wasted I sat on the toilet to take a dump, and before I could stop myself I'd frosted my donut."

by The Yellow Dart June 28, 2004