donkey punch

while banging ur bitch in the anus u proceed to then punch her in the back of the head... if she coughs up blood thats 10 points!!

i fucked my bestfriends bitch and donkey punched the hell out of that bitch

by Mike Nasty June 19, 2005

donkey dick sandwich

A slang term for a sausage sandwich with mustard between white bread with or without cheese depending on how poor you are.

Jim Bob made a donkey dick sandwich for lunch.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

donkey punch

a fist put straight into the asshole

we were in a fight when the cheating fuck donkey punched me!

by ifukdyermom March 4, 2009

Donkey Sack

When you see a girl bending over,wearing a skirt, you whip you member out and impale her butthole very fiercly. While raping, it is engcouraged to bleat like a donkey and thrust like its your last piece of action. Its a very violent and rare form of rape, only done in northern russia

my god, yesterday, this bitch was sporting some nice badunkadunk...and i tried a donkey sack yesterday bro!

woah, for real? how was it?

rape-a-riffic mate!

by jericho young January 27, 2008

donkey punch

To fist a person in the ass

"That bitch Haley is loose, I donkey punched her with no lube!"

by Ricky Hamilton July 19, 2008

DONKEY PUNCH

a sexual act (in the doggy style position) that involves punching your partner in the back of the neck just before you are about to cum, causing your partner to spasam giving you an intense awsome orgasam!

Carl says to Patrice "i gave her a donkey punch last nite"

Patrice says to carl " was it good"

Carl says to patrice "yeah it was amazing but think i broke her neck"

by DRAZIC-THE-WITCH May 11, 2009

Donkey Ex Girlfriend

Also known as Jimmy's favorite word, a donkey ex girlfriend is a reference to someones ex girlfriend that is a total bitch. When you are fighting with them, have one of your friends say, "Tell her shes a donkey ex girlfriend". Additionally, it is Jerry's surname and a fun way to make people angry by use of repetition.

Steven: Becca, tell her she's a donkey ex girlfriend!

Becca: Okay. "YOU'RE SUCH A DONKEY EX GIRLFRIEND"

Jimmy: Stop saying that!

Jerry: I am pink.

by Aardvark Ex Boyfriend February 1, 2009