Diego

The man who posses a hammer between his legs.

Diego could beat me to death with that dick.

by Timtrocity March 25, 2022

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diego

small penis, zero women, anime nerd, cheater, red flag, bad bf, doesnt know how to joke

omg did you just say diego??? girl get away from him he's a red flag!

by ihatemenlmao March 14, 2023

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San Diego Fireworks

1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.

2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.

(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")

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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.

1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.

2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.

2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.

by DerSizzler July 13, 2012

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Diego

Little but good fighter dick, Diego is a fucking machine every woman need in her life. Don't joke with Diego if you don't want problems. His body sculpted by gods will make you want it over all other things.

El Diego is all you need in your life, don't let him go.

Don't mess with Diego.

by Robert5i8097 November 22, 2021

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