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California Diamonds

Sparkly crystals typically found on pavement in parking ramps, parking lots and sides of streets. These crystals are mined through efforts of extreme greed, mainly in the regions of San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Authorities haven’t pursued the regulation of the harvesting of these crystals and in fact encouraged it through policy decisions leaving the free market to drive their harvesting. Entities like Safelite and AAA have greatly profited greatly from the sharp rise in their popularity. Generally harvested by lower class populations due to the low bar to enter this highly lucrative sector, it has lead to explosive growth. Driven by demand, consumers don’t seem to care the color or clarity unlike more traditional precious stones, gray, green and blue are the most common shades.
“Wow, look at all these California Diamonds on the ground in this parking garage! I don’t think these are ethnically sourced, let’s park somewhere else.”
by midwestisthebestwest August 12, 2023
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Melanin Diamonds

A black woman owned meme/spam account that’s known for her
Person 1: Did you see what Melanin Diamonds posted today?
Person 2: No that b*tch blocked me
by Belivs June 25, 2021
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Diamond Pencil

Wanna be stabbed by my diamond pencil?
by Yikers173 November 6, 2019
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Diamond Chat

An extremely high level of conversation that engages, entertains and amazes the listener. Usually reserved for social events, but not exclusively so. Very valuable chat, comparable in worth and rarity to the precious stone. The opposite of sh*t chat.
“ How was your night out on Saturday?”
“ It was really good thanks. I thought it was going to be awful, but Handsome Baz was there and you always get guaranteed diamond chat with him.”
by BazCM July 3, 2021
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Diamond Pickaxe

One of the five main tools in Minecraft. It is used to mine stone type blocks and ores. It has been a symbol of the block game even if it is already superseded by the Netherite pickaxe in terms of durability and mining speed.
Let me bring out my Diamond Pickaxe.
by LetItRip016 December 4, 2020
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diamond nipping

Omg he's diamond nipping me again - when will I ever get my chance with Professor YouTube
by DrYT November 7, 2019
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Hood Diamonds

I bought my girl some hood diamonds for her birthday
by DHapp August 10, 2024
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