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it's dangerous to go alone. take this. 

From a popular video game, Legend of Mario, where Eren and Ash Ketchum goes to a park and uses the force against Dr Robotnic/Eggman and kills them with the Splash attack (using a Magicarp) which deals over 9000 damage, while Claude and Alois run around with a pink fluffy unicorn while dancing on a poop emoji.
Old Creepy Man: It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
Person: im 2 pro 4 dat liek im so sueper at thes game. i dont think i ned youre game bitchhhh im so pro

stranger danger 

The old man who lurks behind computers convincing teenagers on the internet that he's only 27 and plays guitar. Also used to describe height advantages in prison.
"Man, I wish I had a strangerdanger."

"Mom, a strangerdanger tried to hit on me today :("
stranger danger by Nis January 13, 2005

Danger Shit 

The art of needing to nip out and give a birth to a brown trout in a place where you may get caught for example in a public place like such as the middle of mc donalds
I was dieing to release a brown trout the other day whilst out shopping so i hid behind a table in mc donalds and had a danger shit it was great
Danger Shit by KingGimp January 3, 2009

danger she smashed the homie 

When you find out the girl your currently dating had sex with a good friend of yours in her past.
Mike: man whats wrong John: man brandy totally pulled a "danger she smashed the homie" on me.

dangerection 

the potential erection at inappropriate times.

apply when: thinking of a hot girl while in the locker room, thinking of hot girls while getting Communion from priest, when your drunk non-attractive gal pal lies on your lap...
Katie is like a sister to me...so when she was about to lay her head in my lap, I was worried about dangerection.

Danger Fart 

1. A danger fart is effectively the same as Shart but sounds a hell of a lot cooler.

2. Trying to let out a fart, but realizing your dangerously close to letting out a little bit more.
*Pulls face and strains to fart, but stops abruptly*

Tomo: Is that gonna be silent but violent?
Sam: Nah, just a danger fart!
Danger Fart by muelman May 20, 2011