cyberchondriac

Someone who is convinced that anything that goes wrong with their PC is a result of the newest computer virus. Whether or not they have any information at all to justify this claim.

The common household cyberchondriac is just a retard that doesn't know how to use their computer... And tells themselves (and others) that it is due to "the viruses".

A common misdiagnosis of Cyberchondria is in regards to someone who is simply paranoid and thinks their computer always has viruses. This is incorrect. A simple way to differentiate is that cyberchondriacs only believe they have viruses in regards to the functionality, usability, or otherwise mechanical well being of their PC. A paranoid person always thinks they have viruses regardless if their machine is appearing to work without incidence.

(Joe's computer starts going crazy when he clicks on something)
Rob: "What did you just do?"
Joe: "I don't know," (<--- take note of that phrase) "but my computer keeps going crazy. It's probably because of some new virus."
Bob: "Really?"
(Joe stares forward into space with a blank look on his face that only serves to reveal the absence of any intelligent fraction of a brain, and an IQ below 70.)
Rob: (Whispers to Bob) "It's okay, he's just a cyberchondriac."

by mxysptlik October 3, 2009

cyber

Cybers are a group of people who usually listen to Hard House, Hard Bounce, Hard trance, Hardcore, Hard Style, and other styles of Hard Dance, they dress in very Bright colours often UV and other sharply contrasting, Fluffy leg warmers and Beads are often synonymous with the style as is UV face and body paints often in a style called cyber dots where dots of the paint complete a pattern generally but not exclusively around the eyes. They are generally a very open and friendly and non judgemental, it is a scene based on love and hedonism but only providing that hedonism does not come at the expense of others, recreational drug use is often associated to Cybers, particularly ecstasy, speed and ketamine.

Cybers often tend to have a dislike of the commercial and the related chav scenes particually the ‘beer boy’ type clubbers who’s idea of a good night is to drink until they are sick and then try to start fights, Cybers tend to deliberately avoid clubs like this or go to clubs that open at odd times (for example going clubbing 5am Sunday morning)

Cyber Goths & Cyber Emo’s are often people befriended by Cybers who fall for the scene but retain certain aspects of the scenes they came from, Cybers often joke that they taught the Goths & Emo’s who come to the scene that they can be individual and in touch with there emotions but at the same time cheer up & enjoy life.

by Andy Gibbs July 7, 2007

Cyber punk

Ironically High tech Low life

Stop being such a Cyber punk

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

cybercourse

its a slang term for internet loser dick face's for cyber sex, b cuz they cannot get it ne where else
even tho it ends w/ course, it is usually guy on guy

superstud9122: hey cindy, wanna hav cybercourse?
hotchick8975: fuck no u loser dickweed
superstud9122: fine dick
hey u wana hav cybercourse?
machoman317: hail ya bitch

by fucksoid February 24, 2005

cyber space

not noticing something or being surprized

this guy came out of cyber space and is all up in our conversation

by MR. 99 go dumness December 2, 2007

Cyberathlete

Someone with such exceptional skills at computer games that they are considered a professional, competes in tournaments for great sums of money, and may represent his/her country in some sort of Multiplayer Olympics. Athlete is used in its broadest possible term here, as they are not known for their physical strength or ability. May possibly be referred to in the near future as "CyberAthl33t".

"That guy is a athlete? Are you sure, he looks like a nerd, only somehow even geekier!?"

"Yes, I am an athlete. I play games, which somehow counts as a sport and physical recreation, even thought the most exercise I get is opening soft drinks and periodically scratching my ass."

Nerd: My hero!
Normal Person: Since when is Counter Strike a sport?
Professional Athlete: Cyber what?

by Digital Messiah August 22, 2003

Cyber Pirate

An inept, untalented and unaccomplished lost person who steals the online intellectual property, material and images that belong to others ... without permission. In other words, copyright infringement.

The guy is a photographer with absolutely no talent, training or accomplishment as a writer, editor or publisher - online or otherwise - so he turns cyber pirate to steal and use the copyrighted material of others without permission.

by munchen February 26, 2011