Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold

Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!

by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018

accidental curtain

When the front of a person’s boxers open when they don’t want them to.

I’d sleep I just my boxers at her place but I’m worried about an accidental curtain.

by Opalescentdumbass December 11, 2022

chewbacca curtains

A pair of hairy, furry, or shaggy carpet covered like low hanging labia lips hence the reference to the star wars character Chewy the Chewbacca...lol

Hey Bruh....heard you'd been chewing on your ol' lady's Chewbacca Curtains..lol

by izakbwalz October 10, 2017

kentucky curtain cleaning

When somone wins a competition against a female and formally and respectfully sprays champaign or Gatorade up her skirt as a sign of good sportsmanship

After the race he gave Sarah a Kentucky curtain cleaning to show her how proud the team was of her

by Dr.fuego August 26, 2023

curtain hire

Someone who does not claim the spotlight yet is always a vital part of a wildly popular show, company or project.

Patricia became known as a the company's primary curtain hire after making several critical moves and refusing to accept public recognition when she increased company revenues by 50 percent.

by Mara Ann Carr Mae July 26, 2017

Quivering Beef Curtains

When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.

Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.

by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 23, 2017

the curtains will close

it will end.

Vincent: Don't pull the trigger, Matt! The show must go on!
Matt: And soon, the curtains will close. *PULLS THE TRIGGER*

by mr no name kid February 20, 2017