Lumberjack crap

When you take a shit and the turd stands up straight like a log, then you pretend you're a lumberjack and push it over.

Max: Hey I just took a lumberjack crap

Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did

by BigD ken February 3, 2015

start-crap

it's like start-up but really crappy

- dude, this project looks amazing!
- nah, it's another silicon valley start-crap

by stefan-the-master July 18, 2015

Kinder crap

Cheap, grimy and unsightly large plastic toys that your trashy neighbors keep on their balcony as eyesores to the community.

The dirtbags next door keep their balcony strewn about with cheap unsightly kinder crap.

by ShockaRocka June 11, 2018

Ye Olde Piece of Crap

The huge, green load that comes out after being constipated for a week.

I feel a Ye Olde Piece of Crap coming.

by Guahgaaf August 18, 2010

Weight-Watchers Crap

A bowel movement so large it results in a measurable reduction of your weight. The kind of movements people try to have just before weigh-in at a Weight-Watchers meeting.

Damn, I feel five pounds lighter, that was a real Weight-Watchers crap. Where's the scale?

by vbartilucci November 5, 2010

knick knack paddy crap

The endless amount of candle holders, doilies, figurines and other useless curios that people acquire and display in their homes covering every spare inch.

I will never move again - we've been unpacking knick knack paddy crap for a week!

by brorobo August 26, 2013

have a crap

an act of emptying solid waste matter from the bowels

Linda: Why are you going to the toilet with your IPad?
Richard: I'm gonna have a crap.

by summergal March 29, 2015