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Country Condo

A person who has made their money off of or something in connection with country music or being in country but actually lives in one of the big condos in the city. Mainly popular in Nashville, but also New York and LA.

A person who pretends to be country, but actually lives in a condo. They spend lots of money on expensive cowboy hats, boots, wranglers, etc, but actually live in a studio apt.
Tim McGraw is such a country condo, he has his f350 in the parking garage and lives on the 20th floor.

I like that cowboy hat country condo, you been roping cattle in your studio apt.
by Lahaluke November 28, 2012
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Country Fine

A person who is only deemed fine or attractive by default usually because of a lack of suitable competition, an over population of the opposite sex, or being located in a very remote and sparsely populated area.
She's Country Fine because out of the whole County there are only 5 women, and she has the most teeth! LMAOOO
by TrillGates2k6 September 7, 2013
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country music singularity

The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.
Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"
by jedandred February 9, 2015
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Country gehetto!

A person whom acts and dresses as a thug ,or gangster. yet has never lived in the city.
Drives a old farm truck or vehicle that the stereo is much more valuable than the vehicle it's self.
That fool is country gehetto!
by toeachhisbonebe June 12, 2014
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Country Conference Call

When two oncoming vehicles (usually gas guzzling pick-up trucks or sometimes tractors) stop side by side on a country road and talk about corn for an hour.
I would have been home sooner, but I got stuck behind a country conference call. My truck probably used a half a tank of gas while I waited for it to end.
by Goetta June 2, 2015
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country boy beat down

Good ole fashion ass beating. No bs just knuckles & boots.
Guy 1: man last night was crazy, and u look like shit.
Guy 2: Yea I shouldn't have bit that stripper.
Guy 1: told you. got yourself a country boy beat down too.
by Myke Litoris August 9, 2015
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Country starfish

When the guy is too tired to participate in sex so he becomes the starfish and the girl rides him cowgirl style.
Dude, I was so tired last night but we still managed a country starfish.
by Dclo October 11, 2015
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