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Contex

Contex is a word used to describe someone who is a total failure in his civil life and sexual life.
No matter how much this person tries, it will eventually result in being a disappointment for his family and his friends.
A Contex is constantly pushed towards depression due to the insults he receives daily for being a disappointment.
Guy 1: "Last week I failed my math class.."
Guy 2: "OMG, you're such a Contex!"
by Piffooo October 16, 2021
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Youtube Pissing Contest

Not to be confused with Youtube War

A malicious Youtube Party that occurs when more than one Youtube Nuisance congregates and begins watching Youtube videos, usually amongst friends or groups of people. The Youtube Nuisances will suggest/search videos they believe are amusing in an increasingly aggressive fashion, often interrupting each others' videos to do so. This alternating of videos back and forth will often produce a massive Youtube Vortex of which the audience is involved, usually against their wills, and ends with all parties no longer interested in Youtube videos and leaving the original Youtube Nuisances aggravated and abhorrent.
Bob and Ned had a Youtube Pissing Contest last night. Ned started off watching Rock Sugar videos but Bob kept switching over to butt crack fetish videos. By midnight we all wanted to kill each other but went out for drinks instead.
by Tnadz October 21, 2010
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eustis curtright center

(noun): The best school of all eustis as were the students are higher than their grades half the time, as the teachers.
They have hot teachers, and slutty girls. Looking for a one night stand? Hook-up with one from the curtright center.
Damn that girl makayla looks like shes up for a good time, slutty, and sexy a'f, she must go to eustis curtright center!
by patbren January 1, 2012
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Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.
Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!
by lukebellend December 11, 2011
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Center rat

People who think they are cool and hang out in West Hartford center. They are mostly kids who do drugs or do bad things.
by Hikey April 25, 2011
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Centerville, Ohio

A nice city in southwest ohio with nice parks but the people are complete snobby asswipes.
Janet: I think im gonna date John.
Dirk: I heard he's from Centerville, Ohio.
Janet: Never mind..
by le'owned December 15, 2011
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coated

To turn someones coat inside out, and zip it/button it back up the wrong way.
Highly annoying for the person whose coat it is, highly amusing for everyone else
Created at Herne Bay High, similar to bagged
Rex; ha, i coated rory
Sam; aha yeh, that's lolworthy
Rory; fuckers.
by Sax February 6, 2008
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