blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"

Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".

by pboudreau13 May 3, 2014

mint condishh

Mint condishh is a nickname for an amazing beatmaker. One who obtains a beautiful soul, and can feel the rhythm in his body. A mint condishh will always love a Sierra. Mint condishh is Matthew Azar, and may he rave in paradise.

"Have you heard Mint Condishh's music on SoundCloud? It's breathtaking."

by Def maker March 15, 2015

Air conditional surrender

A situation wherein one party wants to turn on the AC and the second party does not see the need and the second party eventually relents/goes into other room.

No amount of blankets could make the frigid room temperature comfortable so she had to accept the terms of the air conditional surrender and sleep in the other room with the windows open.

by Howzit September 20, 2015

beer conditioning

verb. Preparation or conditioning your body for large amounts of alcohol consumption by consuming alcohol on a ramp-up schedule over a long period of time.

Dani B. (Morning after) Beer at 30 is not like beer at 22...

Jonny B. I feel fine. You should work harder on your beer conditioning.

by CadeyzDad September 4, 2017

Air Conditioning Technician

Usually a person named Dima. Delivers and installs Air Conditioning Units.

Hey, i called an Air Conditioning Technician yesterday to install my new Air Conditioning unit.
His name was Dima.

by SayNigger231231 May 10, 2017

sleeping condiments

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.

Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.

by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017

chronic condition

When your doctor doesn't know the cause of your medical condition or how to make it better, but somehow knows enough to prescribe something you'll be on for the rest of your life.

Mark: Can you tell me what's causing this?
Doc: It's not really known.
Mark: Can it be cured?
Doc: Nope.
Mark: Can you give me something for it?
Doc: Definitely. Here's a prescription. It's a combination of multiflumoxytol and baffleonanon.
Mark: What'll it do?
Doc: It will reduce your flare ups from once every 10 days to about once every week and a half.
Mark: Is this a chronic condition?
Doc: You said it, unfortunately.
Mark: Should I do anything else - like with nutrition or whatever?
Doc: I wouldn't if I were you.
Mark: Why not?
Doc: It could interfere with your chronic condition.

by Chuckannuck October 10, 2017